Are you a Libertarian or a Progressive?

(I received this from a friend and made a few edits)

Are you a Libertarian or a Progressive?

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Libertarian doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.

If a Progressive doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Libertarian is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.

If a Progressive is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned
for everyone.

If a Libertarian is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a Progressive is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Libertarian is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

A Progressive wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Libertarian doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

Progressives demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Libertarian is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A Progressive non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Libertarian decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping
for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A Progressive demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Libertarian reads this, he'll forward it so his friends know how
to vote in November!

A Progressive will delete it because he's "offended".

Well, I forwarded it.

Posted via email from John's posterous