Are you a Libertarian or a Progressive?
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Libertarian doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Progressive doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Libertarian is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Progressive is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned
for everyone.
If a Libertarian is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Progressive is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Libertarian is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Progressive wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Libertarian doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Progressives demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Libertarian is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Progressive non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Libertarian decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping
for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Progressive demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Libertarian reads this, he'll forward it so his friends know how
to vote in November!
A Progressive will delete it because he's "offended".
Well, I forwarded it.
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